me: I'm straight
Emma Stone: hi
Jennifer Lawrence: hi
Emma Watson: hi
Zooey Deschanel: hi
Miley Cyrus: hi
Megan Fox: hi
Dianna Agron: hi
Elizabeth Gillies: hi
me: wait I don't know
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girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
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that’s like saying “Are you Mexican or Hispanic?”
the real question is, are you racist or stupid?
(Source: ohmyandy, via say-the-words-never-said)
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